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Quotables
"The dog
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Quotables
"The dog
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| "If you
get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog
around." -- cowboy wisdom "When the Man waked up
he said, "My dog is usually pleased with what I do,
because she is not infected with the concept of what I "should" be doing." "The dog barks backward without getting up/I
can remember when he was a pup." "If a dog will not come to you after having
looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience."-- "If you are a dog and your owner suggests that
you wear a sweater...suggest that he wear a tail." "When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog
has a problem." "Only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the
noonday sun." "Those who sleep with dogs will rise with
fleas." "Three things it is best to avoid: a strange
dog, a flood, and a man who thinks he is wise." "When old dogs bark, it's time to watch out." "Als oude honden blaffen, is het tijd om uit
te zien." "The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a
sausage." "Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's
best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." "The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for
your bread." "Some of my best leading men have been dogs
and horses." "A dog may bark, but his legs will never grow
longer." "If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he
is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer." "My dog thinks he's human.. My cat thinks he's
GOD!" "I would rather see the portrait of a dog that
I know, than all the allegorical paintings they can show me in the world." "No one appreciates the very special
genius of your conversation as the dog does." "Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't
know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a
glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not
boring--it was peace." "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves
you more than he loves himself." "Man is a dog's idea of what God should
be." "The average dog is a nicer person than the
average person." "One reason a dog is such a lovable creature
is his tail wags instead of his tongue." "Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children,
as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that a child cannot
do much harm one way or another." "I am I because my little dog knows me" "Our perfect companions never have fewer than
four feet." "Dogs eat. Cats dine." "My goal in life is to become as wonderful as
my dog thinks I am." "For cheap money, dogs eat meat." "Qui me amat, amet et canem meum." "The dog is a religious animal. In his savage
state he worships the moon and the lights that float upon the waters. These are his gods
to whom he appeals at night with long-drawn howls." "I was desperate. The swine who stole my dog
doesn't realize what he did to me!" "Man is a dog's idea of what God should
be." "He is your friend, your partner, your
defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and
true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion"
"The average dog is a nicer person than the
average person." "To his dog, every man is King; hence the
constant popularity of dogs."
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